Mouse Encounter...

Imagine a wild mouse running thru ur kitchen...

one of these mother fuckers was running thru my bro Dennis' kitchen, and that's where the story began. I guess it was looking for food and went straight for the kitchen, then I stared into his black beady eyes and he fled. I knew he was still somewhere in the kitchen when i noticed a pantry door where he could have slipped under thru. Then the hunt began to to kill this ugly bitch. As we started taking random items out of the pantry (ex. rice dispenser) I noticed fresh ass pebble shit from the doorway, and I knew he was in there and kept searching. Once I noticed a small hole in the 32lbs. rice bag, he must've been hiding under that. Then as we lifted the bag to see if it was there, again that ugly fur-ball bolted out and jumped at us!! It slightly grazed me and we screamed like little pussies. It made it's way across the house to the laundry room and disappeared. This is not over and now we sleep with the thought of a rat inside our midsts. We will kill this fucker and have our revenge!! 

To Be Cont...